Heard at the office...

I work in a place where ideas are our product and creativity is our tool. This means that we wear whatever we damn well please and talk about movies all day.

Anyway, these are some of the more memorable things that have graced these ears.

1
COLLEAGUE 1: Do you wanna get dinner?
COLLEAGUE 2: No thanks. I had lunch already.

2
Wait, lemme get an ashtray. Oh, right...there's the floor.

3
Sometimes, when clients talk to me, I space out. And think about shopping.

4
COLLEAGUE 1: Do you wanna be a talent for this shoot?
COLLEAGUE 2: No thanks, not good-looking enough.
COLLEAGUE 1: It's ok. We're not looking for good looking people.

5
(Someone tasked with designing a sticker for a car)
I need to know how big the hood is so I can do the sticker.

(The person briefing him picks up a tiny picture of the car and puts a ruler to it)
Umm...30mm.

6
(to tech support)
It asked me to put in disc 2, so i did. But it doesn't work.

(He/she actually put the second disc on the top of the first and closed the tray. Who i heard it from swears this happened. The identity of the colleague remains a mystery.)

7
(Another call to tech support)
COLLEAGUE: I tried to open a powerpoint file, but the computer won't let me.

Tech Support: I checked the file. Looks fine. Try again.

COLLEAGUE: Still can't open it.

(Tech support walks over to colleagues cubicle.)
Tech Support: Now, show me exactly how you open it.

(COLLEAGUE uses Microsoft Word and tries to open the Powerpoint file.)
COLLEAGUE: See?
(His/her identity is also a mystery.)

Life is stranger than fiction.