Sunday Bloody Sunday

A photo essay by yours truly.
Now playing: Zwan, BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad, DJ Shadow, Sarah McLachlan

Today, I'm going to pretend to be a professional blogger.

Laundry List:
1. Check final mixes for Heineken Thirst entries.
2. Get ICs and Passport photos from bandmates.
3. Complete entry forms and deliver.
4. Finish revised billboard campaign for Monday.
5. Get Natalie back.
6. Buy cat food for Meowie.

Here we go.

*yawn*

"What would you like for breakfast, Natalie Portman? Oh...right..."

*yawn* (trickle trickle)

*puff puff*

(Goddamn it. Chappelle's still stuck at 82%. It's been a week.)

*yawn* (trickle trickle)

"Wassup, bitch! I'll see you at the studio in a bit."

(Promiscuous girl...where ever you are...I'm all alone...and it's you that I want...)

(Doncha wish your boyfriend was hot like me...
Doncha wish your boyfriend was a freak like me...)

(Loosen up my buttons, baybeh, uh huh) "WASSUP, BITCH!"

Apparently, this is called "Happy Breakfast".

Seen outside Meng's studio. Maybe it's Bala's new campaign.

While chillin' and waiting for the mixes...

...we notice that Meng has the world's most pathetic widescreen TV.

This is what a song really looks like without makeup.
Thanks for rushing these out, Meng!
Time to head back to the crib and meet the ladies.

Adlin's first. Here he is getting the only pussy he can.

"I, Bala, hereby consent to the making of this video.
I'm over 18, and I tested negative."

"Bang...boleh settle, ke?"

Done! Gotta get my ass to the office.

I didn't know they still made 13th floors. Honestly.

This is what work on a Sunday afternoon looks like...

...and this is why it's utterly pointless.

Back to my folks' place for dinner and catching up on current events with my neice.

One more run-through, drop em' in a mailbox...and I'm done. *phew*

Got Natalie back. I missed her so much. She's feeling swell.

*puff puff* DAMN! Forgot to buy cat food!! Meowie's friggin' pissed...

This is the boring part of blogging.

*yawn* (trickle trickle). BTW, I really was naked when taking this shot.
(The shot in the morning was dramatised.)

I needz my fix of dick & fart jokes. (That's South Park, BTW.)

Bedtime reading. Oooh, check out the headlights on this baby...

*yawn*...what a day...

*zzzZZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZZzz*
(This really is a picture of my room with the lights out)