One night stand

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Today was one of those long days. Sleep is fast becoming a luxury for me. I'm not upset. Just very, very tired. Work's getting more intense, and there seems to be a non-stop flurry of activity for both my bands. And I just expected the days to get longer.

But tonight, something happened. Something I'd never thought I'd do. but always wanted to try, at least once in my life. Something I'd never forget.

It'd been a long day at the office and I was losing sense of time and space. I couldn't tell if it was day or night. I just knew that I was still breathing, and that was good enough for me and my boss.

My mates were having a drink around the corner of my new office and bugged me to join them. Reluctantly, I dragged myself out there after excusing myself from work.

And then I met her. She was dark, but beautiful. "Elegant" isn't the word to describe her. In fact, there was nothing subtle about the way she looked. She's the sort that dresses for attention. And people were staring.

I knew I'd seen her before. Then it hit me that she'd been in a lot of local magazines. She was that hot. My buddy Chak introduced us and we hit it off instantly. We hung around and chatted a fair bit, me and the gang.

It was then that I decided it was now or never. I gave her the "horny eye" and rushed off to the back, mumbling something about a trip to the little boys' room. I waited, thinking that this could've been the stupidest thing I'd ever done. Who was I to think that she'd be up for it with someone like me?

I was about to finish my cigarette when she arrived. We looked at each other for about 3 seconds before we got to it.

At first, I tried to be gentle. There were others around us, after all. I just needed to get a feel of her, figuratively and literally. But it wasn't long before we turned it up. Time was short, and we were going to make the most of it. After a few gentle thrusts, I slammed her as hard as I could. She screamed and stuttered, so I backed off a bit. But we soon found our rhythm, so I hit the next gear and pushed even harder.

She loved it.

Everything around us became a blur. And then almost as soon as it had begun, it was over.

In situations like these, fast is good. Trust me.

We gave each other one last look, knowing that we'd probably never see each other again, and headed back to the table. By now, I was exhausted. I excused myself and headed back to sweet sweet Natalie. I tried not to look her in the eye, struggling to wipe the mile-wide grin off my face.

ME: Hi, honey. I'm home.

NATALIE: Is that oil on your collar?!!

ME: (shit shit shit)

Goodbye, beautiful stranger.